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双语小幽默The dumbest kid in the world

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                The dumbest kid in the world

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,

"This is the dumbest kid in the world.

Watch while I prove it to you."

一个小男孩走进一家理发店,

这时理发师悄悄对顾客说:“这是天底下最傻的孩子,

我来证明给你看。”

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other

, then calls the boy over and asks,

"Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

理发师在一只手上放了一美元,

另一只手上放了两个25美分的硬币,然后把男孩叫过来,

问道:“孩子,你想要哪个?”男孩拿走了两个25美分的硬币然后离开了。

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

理发师说道:“瞧我刚刚跟你说了啥?这孩子从不会吸取教训!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

过了一会儿,顾客离开的时候,他看到那个男孩从冰淇淋店走了出来。

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

“诶,孩子,我能问你个问题吗?你为什么拿走美分硬币而不是美元?”

The boy licked his cone and replied,"Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"

男孩舔了舔冰淇淋然后答道:“因为等我拿走了美元,这个游戏就结束了。”

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