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外国网友的一些shower thoughts

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- 1 - When you're a kid, you don't realize you're also watching your mom and dad grow up. 你小的时候意识不到自己也在看着(年轻的)父母成长。

- 2 - It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died. 如果死后可以看到自己一生中离死亡最近的五个场景,那多有意思啊。

- 3 - Stan Lee's funeral is going to be a reverse cameo where all the superheroes appear in the background of his story. 斯坦·李(注:漫威编剧、漫画家)的葬礼将会是一个反转过来的配角群戏,所有的超级英雄都会成为他的人生故事的背景。

- 4 - Coffee makes you hyper, but coffee shops are designed for people to chill, whereas alcohol is a depressant but bars and clubs are designed for people to be energetic. 咖啡让你有精神,但是咖啡馆的设计初衷是让你去放松的;相反,酒精让你迟钝无力,但是酒吧却是叫你去嗨玩的。

- 5 - The internet both almost killed off the postal 1 service with email and then made it more needed than ever with online delivery. 互联网先是用电子邮件几乎埋葬了传统信件邮递服务,然后又用网购快递救活了邮寄公司。

- 6 - The spiders that live in Buckingham Palace now are probably the descendants of the spiders that lived there during Victorian times - it's a whole parallel royal family but with spiders. 如今住在白金汉宫的蜘蛛可能是维多利亚时代就住在里面的蜘蛛的后代——这简直就是和人类皇室平行发展的一个蜘蛛皇室。

- 7 - The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off. 放假前的那天晚上比第二天真正放假还要来得爽。

- 8 - The tallest person in the world has physically 2 experienced being the exact height of every other person in the world at some point. "Ahh, I remember when I was your height…" 世界上最高的人的身体经历过世界上所有人的身高。“啊,我记得我跟你差不多高的时候……”

- 9 - Replying "k" in morse "-.-", has the same passive aggressive tone. 用“k”(“哦,嗯”)的摩斯电码“-.-”来回复消息,可以达到同样的冷漠挑衅效果。

- 10 - One k short of being offensive, one too many ks to be passive aggressive... 一个”k”还算不上冒犯,但太多”kkkkk……”(“行行行行行……”)就有冷漠挑衅的意味了。

- 11 - It's entirely 3 possible that two random 4 people on the internet have had a friendly conversation on one forum 5 and later an aggressive hateful conversation on another forum, without ever knowing of their previous wholesome 6 interaction. 极有可能互联网上两个陌生人在一个平台上友好聊天,但之后在另一个论坛里就撕起来了,还可能完全不知道他俩之间有过友好交流。

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